Some dogs perk up when they hear your keys jingle. Time to go for a ride!
Other dogs get excited when they hear the can opener. Oh boy, snacks!
But my dog gets excited when I put on pants. We must be going for a walk!
I have officially worked from home too long and am not fit to live among decent people.
That much, huh? Wow. That’s a little rich for my blood. Does that include the window and a few bars of gold boullion?
No, I’m not mocking your fine inbred canine. I’m sure he’s —
Purebred. Of course.
No! P-please! Please don’t call in…the McLachlan!
phew. I’m sure we can come to a mutually agreeable doggie option.
hmm. Whattodo, whattodo…
Well, how much is that doggie under the couch?
Half off, you say? We’ll take it!