Poodle ways of knowing

Some dogs perk up when they hear your keys jingle. Time to go for a ride!

Other dogs get excited when they hear the can opener. Oh boy, snacks!

But my dog gets excited when I put on pants. We must be going for a walk!

I have officially worked from home too long and am not fit to live among decent people.

How much is that doggie in the window?

That much, huh? Wow. That’s a little rich for my blood. Does that include the window and a few bars of gold boullion?

No, I’m not mocking your fine inbred canine. I’m sure he’s — 

Purebred. Of course.

No! P-please! Please don’t call in…the McLachlan!

phew. I’m sure we can come to a mutually agreeable doggie option.

hmm. Whattodo, whattodo…

Well, how much is that doggie under the couch?

Half off, you say? We’ll take it!

Lula, chillin under the couch. Partly.