This took way too long to make.
Technically this meme post is a day late, but I spent yesterday — all of yesterday — laying new flooring in the kitchen. Previously, it was half old laminate (which they glued to the slab beneath) and half nasty old carpet.
You can see some of the laminate here:
And some of the carpet at the eat-in part shows here:
Over the weekend, my wife pulled out all the old floor. Did I mention they had glued it down to the slab? With some sort of alien-technology adhesive?
Here’s a comparison shot of a new scraper blade vs the one that did about half the floor before it finally just snapped off.
And after all that, I spent yesterday laying it all down:
Can I walk today?
Well, “walk” is a relative term.
Am I glad that it’s done?
“Glad” doesn’t begin to describe it. I’m so excited I want to smash a bottle of champagne on the damn thing.