My favorite Slut-o-Ween Costume Yet

 

Chinese Takeout Adult Plus Costume, 800902.

Putting aside the fact that this is the photo that accompanies the “plus sized” costume… The set includes the fortune cookie headband and takeout box purse, but not “chopsticks or shoes.”

I couldn’t find any chopsticks in the picture, though, and couldn’t help being reminded of that old joke about the waitress with the tampon behind her ear.

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