Friday Fine Art post

2012-08-08_lula_french_girls

Looks like it’s time to sharpen those pencils!

 

I hope that’s not a weird euphemism for something gross. I’m off to check urban dictionary while you admire the poodle.

30 bewildering minutes later…

Well.

I’d like to start by apologizing to you, the poodle, my friends and family, all former and potential employers, my alma maters, and anyone else whom I’ve offended here today.

Not only is that a weird euphemism for a number of debased and logistically-implausible misdemeanors, but according to urban dictionary, so is every. single. thing I’ve ever thought or said. There are no safe words.

Safe words?

Stop it! Ew. I feel like a need a shower.

A shower?

Aarrgh! Just end this before even my good name gets destroyed by this meat grinder of immorality.

Oh, yeah?

Lord have mercy upon us.

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “Friday Fine Art post

Now it's your turn

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s